Hunterisms

Hunter: "Dad, can I spend the night out in the backyard and shoot my B-B gun at those rabits that are eating all the strawberrys? I'll only shoot them in the bottom."

Dad: "How would you like it if those rabbits shot you in the bottom?"

Hunter: "Dad, rabbits can't shoot, they don't have apposable thumbs."

-I'm out witted once again.